morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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