ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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