I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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