there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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