so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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