You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
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