If i come over, it means nothing
I should have bought two bottles, she left before I could feel her tits...
I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I walked down to the adult beverage store and got two bottles of jim beam and s shooter of crwon black label because we didn't have any Tylenol
Fuck that must be a crazy sunburn.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
ok first of all what the fuck
Randomize
