My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
My ass is underappreciated
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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