I will die if light touches me.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
Randomize
