Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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