Sacagawea was the original milf.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I have feelings that need drinking.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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