i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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