She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
The greatest thing of my life happened today. I took a shit and it formed a smiley face. It's going to be a fucking fantastic day.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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