just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
