im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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