Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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