just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Randomize
