I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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