I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
Sometimes, when I'm driving alone I talk to myself in a Russian accent so I think it's my mommy and it calms me down.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I don't go on dates. I watch tv and play with dicks. dinner is a situation.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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