of course. lets lasso hookers.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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