god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
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