I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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