We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
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