# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
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