You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
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