My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
Okay, guy from work I want to fuck just told me he liked the font on my PowerPoint presentation. It is so on.
Make me proud, climb that corporate ladder.
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Randomize
