I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
He handed me a temporary tattoo and said cover the hickey up with this
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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