4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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