Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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