I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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