She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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