is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
