I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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