Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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