So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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