remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I literally stopped banging her when my ESPN app alerted me that the Spurs had won. That's how much I hate Lebron. I would rather watch him cry in the post game interviews than get it in
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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