Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I need to calm my uterus...
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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