that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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