The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
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