I think i peed on brittanys purse
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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