white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
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