Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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