If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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