Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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