i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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