just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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