Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
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