Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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