Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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