Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
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