I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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