I wanna bring you to show and tell
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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